January 2012
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zelmhorst asked: i haven't laughed this hard in a while, keep it up!
xcoreydunnx asked: Still the best blog ever. \m/
yourkyriosity asked: This blog is hilariously awesome!! =)
Anonymous asked: this is giving literally everyone douche chills.
bonerjams42069-deactivated20120 asked: is this a trolling blog or is this real?
edgexedgeington asked: I find it absolutely funny that a lot of people are taking this blog way to seriously. There's a picture of me on here drinking some grape juice and I laughed my ass of when I found out I got posted. Keep up the good work.
trying to clean up my page so it's a little easier...
if anyone knows a way to make all of my answered messages NOT be on my page.. but be available in people’s dashboards please let me know
i doubt it, but it sounded like best idea to me.
jaywalkingbackwards asked: HaHa! That wasn't meant to be bad, buddy. I meant, this blog is all in fun and not meant to be taken seriously.
chriistylynn asked: Hey, people who are dissing: IT'S A JOKE! I mean shit, obviously sarcasm can't be shown through the internet but you guys take this waaay too seriously -_____-
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ericxhall asked: This is so stupid. If you are going to call out people that broke edge at least know for sure and not post some stuff because they are holding a bottle of something or an ambiguous bottle of "Champagne" that is likely some sparkling grape juice.
jaywalkingbackwards asked: This blog is immature and convivial. Unfortunately, nobody realizes that this is the point.
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growingupisntmovingon asked: You're an edge watch blog, yet you didn't get the reference to Cockpunch lyrics. ("You can't be drug free, with an STD.") You're doing it wrong mann..
Anonymous asked: you should delete all the asks so the blog looks cleaner
Anonymous asked: The "you can't be drug free with an STD" is a reference to a COCKPUNCH song
slambr asked: "Congratulations, you have now found yourself a spot on xEDGEWATCHx!" is now an inside joke amongst my friends in Boston. Great job, A++.
androgynousdevon-deactivated201 asked: Holy farts, someone was telling me of your blog the other day and I laughed at how funny the idea was. I JUST NOW REALIZED YOU FOLLOW ME. *gulp*
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Hello everyone!
Have any friends you think need a reminder of their pledge?
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culturalepidemic asked: this page made me giggle
hipsterminat0r asked: like, some stuff i think is bullshit. but at the same time, you have a good reason behind doing this. haha
hipsterminat0r asked: i love/hate this blog. idek haha
xgetxlonelyx asked: is love/lust/liking someone a drug? if so i i broke edge.
shediedfromtheinside asked: This shit makes me laugh haha im not even straight edge, and i love this lol
Anonymous asked: You cant be drug free with a STD
Anonymous asked: do you think the promiscuous sex thing is really a big part of straight edge? i personally am edge because i don't want drugs/alcohol to change who i am. i don't feel like sex falls into that same category.
fortressofself:
at first glance i though the edgewatch blog was serious and then i quickly realized it was a joke. i mean its not the most clever blog out there but its pretty ok. the worst thing about it though is how well it is illustrating to me that the vast majority of edge kids out there cant take a joke.
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Anonymous asked: Whether it's a joke or not is kind of irrelevant. The average Joe who happens upon this page might not take the time to fully read all of the little "we're just having some fun" remarks which again is counter-productive. It's not that I don't have a sense of humor, I just feel the way you're constructing your idea of "humor" is tantamount to bullying...
purefrailty asked: I love your blog! It's so fun and just kjghlkj I enjoy it a lot c:
Anonymous asked: Wait... This isn't a joke?
Anonymous asked: This blog is, I feel, counter-productive. No one should ever be shamed into being edge. A plethora of Edge fore-founders (notably Ian Mackaye) have stated that edge is a personal decision. How can you justify bear-baiting people into staying edge? "You held a bottle of whisky, OMGSHITWTF you're going to break edge". Does that help anyone? It makes the person pictured feel like a...
There's a blog called Edge Watch?
downxnotout:
Seriously?
I get that your intentions are somewhat good, in your own weird way. But fuck, who gives a fuck if someone breaks? It’s nobody’s business but their own. I’m Edge for my own reasons and I don’t expect anybody else to be if they don’t have those reasons of their own; so why throw their name and face on your sellout blog and show them to the world in a negative light?
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trevorisrelentless asked: Is it risky to go to clubs and raves? Because I do that shit all the time and I have never broken edge.
Anonymous asked: I find it funny how many people dont see the humor in what you're doing and are taking this blog way to seriously... p.s Fuck You on the tom cruise references -.-
zachgrimm asked: just in defense to the beer pong pic. it could be soda or something in the drinks me and some of my friends use that to play at parties
deathknowsyourname asked: Your blog is hilarious. People who take you too seriously and feel the need to attack you will probably break edge.
highreg4rd asked: your blog really is stupid. like, really stupid, and probably the main reason most people hate edge kids. edge watch? who the fuck cares? if this isn't about someone breaking edge, then no one cares. no one really cares if they do break edge, either. you're ridiculous and pretty pathetic.
kansascityfaggot asked: This blog is fucking hilarious. I'm quite a huge CM Punk fan, so it made me rather giddy to see him here.
setsailxxx asked: This made me very happy, I can't help but laugh! Keep it up!! This blog is hilarious!
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Hey new followers!
Have any friends you think need a reminder of their pledge?
Submit them by: - Using the submit page on the top of our tumblr - Emaling edgexwatch@gmail.com
Try to include a photo and a name at least!
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negro-core-deactivated20120203 asked: i give you like 2 years till you break edge.
negro-core-deactivated20120203 asked: then my job here is done.
negro-core-deactivated20120203 asked: It's not even funny though..
mikelimabravo asked: You're really fucking funny. Although I find some of edge watch posts silly, your humor and sass make me laugh.